Anna X

This might come as surprise to some of you mannish beasts, but breasts are heavy. Very heavy. If you asked a plastic surgeon for tits like these she would laugh you out of her office. If you had the cash to convince a surgeon to do this to you, you would undoubtedly wake up with smaller than advertised but still massive tits. Then your spinal column and back muscles would immediately develop a host of problems. You see, the women whose breasts break records must gradually stretch their bodies to accomodate larger and larger implants. A flat chest can't suddenly hold 500 ccs of silicone. Fortunately, high quality breast forms can fool almost anyone. You just have to know how to shop for them, how to care for them, and how to dress while wearing them.

This one knows its place.

Want to impress me? Recreate a full make-up look from one of the following videos and submit it.

I love autofellatio. It's the fastest way to my heart. Obviously, chastity is the ideal path for men (and man adjacent people) lacking the necessary discipline to become well-rounded, sexually proficient dick goons. A caged cock is a safe cock. A chaste submissive has many advantages. Many.  However, you degenerates will masturbate. You will do it often. Most of you do it in inappropriate places, and at inappropriate times (be more responsible about that by the way). So, if a person who once was a man but wishes to become a Xandros certified bitch  is going to masturbate there is obviously an ideal Xandros approved method. A magic wand, such as Hitachi, or any of these brands  , should be applied to your frenulum, along with a dab of lube. You should hold the base with varying degrees of tightness but you should not stroke. You should orgasm by vibration. You will thank me. If you are absolutely set on stroking your penis,  the appropriate time and place for you to stroke your co