Breast Size for Sissies

This might come as surprise to some of you mannish beasts, but breasts are heavy. Very heavy. If you asked a plastic surgeon for tits like these she would laugh you out of her office. If you had the cash to convince a surgeon to do this to you, you would undoubtedly wake up with smaller than advertised but still massive tits. Then your spinal column and back muscles would immediately develop a host of problems. You see, the women whose breasts break records must gradually stretch their bodies to accomodate larger and larger implants. A flat chest can't suddenly hold 500 ccs of silicone. Fortunately, high quality breast forms can fool almost anyone. You just have to know how to shop for them, how to care for them, and how to dress while wearing them.

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