The Appropriate Way To Stroke Cock (Today's Fave Self Suck Videos)

I love autofellatio. It's the fastest way to my heart.

Obviously, chastity is the ideal path for men (and man adjacent people) lacking the necessary discipline to become well-rounded, sexually proficient dick goons. A caged cock is a safe cock. A chaste submissive has many advantages. Many. 

However, you degenerates will masturbate. You will do it often. Most of you do it in inappropriate places, and at inappropriate times (be more responsible about that by the way). So, if a person who once was a man but wishes to become a Xandros certified bitch is going to masturbate there is obviously an ideal Xandros approved method. A magic wand, such as Hitachi, or any of these brands , should be applied to your frenulum, along with a dab of lube. You should hold the base with varying degrees of tightness but you should not stroke. You should orgasm by vibration. You will thank me. If you are absolutely set on stroking your penis, the appropriate time and place for you to stroke your cock is into your mouth, as you're about to ejaculate. I don't just mean legs up on the wall and your cock pointing at your face. Lips around tips, people. 

Lips around tips. 

   

  sometimes, you'll get handsy like this one:    

or this one

 But generally, do try to keep the tip in your mouth.        

like so

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The inspiration continues.

This is what I see when you all say you're professional and discrete:

And whether you look like this:

   

 or like this:

whether you want to be a beautiful woman or a burly brute, or both, or neither, there's a specific training regimen for you somewhere out there. Maybe even with me.